Friday Fuckwit in Transit

Actually, one of my bug-bears whilst sitting in bumper to bumper traffic are the fuckwits who drive in the transit lane with no passengers, just to queue jump. Not fair and not nice. Although some will go to great lengths to deceive and look like there is more than one person in the car. This fuckwit isn't the first but she did do it with style:

A New Yorker faces a $135 traffic fine for using a mannequin as her "plus one" in the high-occupancy vehicle lane of the Long Island Expressway.

An alert sheriff's deputy on Long Island became suspicious this week when he saw the "passenger" wearing sunglasses and using the visor. The problem: The sky was overcast.




When he stopped the vehicle, he found the torso mannequin, fully dressed with a long dark wig, blazer, shirt and scarf.

The 61-year-old driver left with a summons.

Now if they could get Hugh Jackman to stand in the ladies loo with a terry towelling jump suit on . . . .