Friday Butt Crack

TGIF! Sorry for being noticeably absent this week but it's been a short week for work and I've been sweetly distracted by a new crushbubble on chat rather than blogging. I love young men who are stranded in the middle of the desert with nothing better to do than chat up out of date cougars into the wee small hours! Good for the soul it is, good for the soul!

Time to set things straight!

You're all familiar with Plumber's Crack right? Those larger than large men who seem to have difficulty finding a belt or a pair of trousers the same size? They bend under your sink and all you get is an eyeful of hairy butt crack and loathsome stretch marks?

Not quite the image of the well-oiled and buff porno tradesman that every housewife aches for now is it. Now this is more like it . .


Apparently plumber's crack is also a problem for the young and glam thanks to the popularity of low rise jeans but someone's come up with a less unsightly solution . . .well that's a matter of opinion . . .

The 'Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield' solves unsightly bum crack problems

Tired of low-riding trousers causing unwanted buttock-cleft exposure? Want to put an end to bending over only to find that your bum cheeks have been on display to the world? One designer may have come up with a solution for you.

The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield in action

The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield, created by designer Kimberly Brewer, is a stylish cover that prevents any unfortunate butt-crack revelations.

Made of hypo-allergenic denim, and decorated with studs and rhinestones for added bling, the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield is applied directly to the skin, and sits above the waistband protecting the wearer's modesty and morals like a tiny, fashionable nun.

The BGCS can be bought online from Brewer's Kimberlily site.

Now all she needs to do to make it really take off is offer a customised version, which instead of rhinestones just features an advert for your plumbing services. She'd be on to a winner.

Have a great weekend and I'll try to catch up with you all tomorrow . . looks like a chilly and wet weekend so be prepared to PLAY!